tl;dr Vote for libertarian Gary Johnson for president. I did my best, I really did, to encourage Democrats to vote for Bernie Sanders and to encourage Republicans to vote for literally anyone except for Donald Trump. My post on the presidential primaries continues to receive daily search traffic. But it wasn’t enough. The Clinton family… [Read More]
Presidential Election FAQs
UPDATED FOR 2020! I initially wrote this post to answer questions about the 2016 election. Now it is March 2020, and people have questions about the new presidential election. I’m not interested in reinventing the wheel, so I’ve updated these presidential election FAQs regarding the 2020 presidential election. Over the last few weeks, I’ve received… [Read More]
Why You Need to Vote in the Primary Elections
True or false. You only need to vote in the November presidential election and not the primary elections. FALSE! For most American voters, the presidential primary elections matter more than the general election. Like I’ve said before, if you live in a red state or a blue state, your vote in the presidential election won’t… [Read More]
Ranking the 2016 Presidential Candidates by Sexiness
In the name of true gender equality, I propose we judge all 2016 presidential candidates in the same way we judge all female politicians: By their appearance. I present to you the ultimate guide of 2016 presidential candidates, according to their sex appeal. Disclaimer: This is a completely subjective list, compiled mostly by me with… [Read More]
I Want a Government So Small, It Fits Inside My Uterus
TW: satirical, but graphic descriptions of reproductive health issues I want a government so small, it fits inside my uterus. I am just a lady, with a lady brain, so I need a government to get up in my uterus and tell me what to do with it. After all, it’s not like my compulsory… [Read More]
Feminism for the Win, in the US and Worldwide
If you’ve been a feminist for a long time, sometimes the battle for gender equality feels like the song that never ends. Seriously, the United States didn’t pass the 19th Amendment until 1920–less than 100 years ago. The Seneca Falls Convention was in 1848. That’s how long it took for women nationwide to earn the… [Read More]